Meet Cranky Doodle Donkey, a tiny black-and-white kitten with a name that sounds less like a cat and more like a children’s television character who has misplaced his trousers. He arrived with this wonderfully ridiculous name, and honestly, how could anyone possibly change it?

Despite “Cranky” being right there in the title, this handsome little fellow is far more cute than cantankerous. His sleek black coat comes with a jaunty white chest patch, giving him the appearance of someone who dressed formally but forgot the rest of his tuxedo.

Cranky Doodle Donkey was born with a kinked tail. It causes him no pain and requires no special care. It is simply one more charming plot twist in a kitten already overflowing with personality.

With his unforgettable name, distinctive little tail and wide-eyed good looks, Cranky Doodle Donkey is most definitely one of a kind. Come meet him and take home the only donkey you will ever find purring.