Meet Big Boy, a handsome gentleman from Los Angeles with a name that makes a very bold promise and then immediately invites a fact-check. Is he actually enormous? Not especially. Is the name still funny and perfect? Absolutely. Big Boy seems to be carrying himself with the confidence of a cat who has never once been troubled by technicalities, and honestly that is exactly the kind of energy we respect.

What he may lack in literal bigness, he more than makes up for in charm, good looks and strong personal branding. Big Boy is the kind of cat who proves that a great nickname is about presence, not measurements. Adopt Big Boy and bring home a very cute boy with an excellent face, outstanding whiskers and a name that will make people smile every single time you say it.