Dearest reader, one simply must discuss Penelope. With those wide, wondering eyes and that sweet, soft expression, she has the unmistakable air of someone who notices everything and remembers it, especially when treats are involved.

Penelope is the kind of young lady who may arrive quietly, but make no mistake, her charm is formidable. Offer her a gentle welcome, a cozy blanket, and a bit of patience, and you will soon find she blossoms into a devoted companion, the sort who keeps you company like a secret shared in the corner of a ballroom.

Should you be seeking a darling housemate with true leading lady potential, do not delay. A Penelope like this will be claimed in no time at all.